May I offer you a previously viral, now stale meme with your updoot simulator?

I do not fear monsters under my bed or in my darkened closet, nor do I fear retirement, which is just as imaginary.

Average parabola denier.

Yeah, I have much more respect for someone trying to rebuild from nothing than some chamber of commerce, yacht club douche.

What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?