Too bad when everyone showed up, they only had a platonic rave.

Look, a Gentooman is up for dating.

Rebooting is pretty different

Not if you use shutdown -r.

MAGA - Make Assembly Great Again

No problem, sir. Whose blood should I spill?

Das Capital.

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A lot of people call set -euo pipefail the “strict mode” for bash programming, as a reference to "use strict"; in JavaScript.

In other words, always add this if you want to stay sane unless you’re a shellcheck user.

https://xkcd.com/1168/

An app that will save the world…and other fantasies that software developers tell themselves to feel important

People who use the same spice for every dish.

God damn it Jimmy. I knew it was 1216, one after Magna Carta.

Reminds me of a hilarious bug in early GHC: https://gitlab.haskell.org/ghc/ghc/-/issues/163

The compiler will delete your source file if there’s any compile error. And the user complained only by sending a very polite email to report this bug. Simon Peyton Jones mentioned it in one of his talks and I still find it quite hilarious till this day.

in Hamburg, PA

Perfection.

The turd is crunchy.

Left arm tattoo: do you worst. Problem solved.

Super Cyanide

Happy [object Object] birthday!

0 * 1.25 = 0, so why not?