That’s one of the things I respect the hell out of with Bill Burr. He says plenty of shit I disagree with, but also says lots that I strongly agree with. His opinions are truly his own and he’ll voice them to a reasonable point. He’s no one’s parrot.

Pikachu ex? More like Pikacheex, am I right?

“We will also be adding Lynch a Minority for the following states…”

Can you provide evidence for this

Oh, no, we’re in lemmyshitpost, so I was just talking shit about the absolutely insane marketing choice to try to sell them as “triangles”.

But here we are talking about it, so fuck me, it’s working.

That’s a very generous assumption for a company whose “flavoured, uhhh, triangles” can’t pass the legal threshold of the word “chip” or “snack”, let alone “tortilla”.

“Freedom” to “free market” types is the freedom to do whatever you want with no consequences regardless of the impact to others.

“Free market” means if you get duped or swindled then “you deserved it”.

“Free market” means if it really causes harm then “people just won’t buy it”.

“Free market” is way more what most people think anarchy is than what anarchists are advocating for.

Anarchy is “if I want to do cocaine and I die, that’s on me, the government shouldn’t be allowed to control what I do with my body”

Free market is “we should be allowed to add a little bit of cocaine to this baby formula so our brand beats out the competition and no one should be allowed to tell us we can’t”

It legit took me 3 minutes to find the phone number in the picture.

Hi, I’d like to apply for a mortgage. No, just a kid’s mortgage, thanks.

Imagine being so strung out you’re willing to trade sex for sex.

He calls them the “female species” because the can’t (won’t) successfully breed with his own.

You owe them a fucking apology

Do you guys think politicians have a duty to adhere to their campaign promises? They’re not under oath. They have no responsibility to improve anyone’s life. They’re a business to win votes to alter policy in their favour.

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza

Not only that, but it’s good for one person to donate their excessive wealth, but it’d be great if the other 2700 of them had to relinquish some of it.

I like to think of it as monster hunting

I too don’t condone murdering people. That’s why I believe corrupt private health insurance shouldn’t exist.

That’s the business model!

Montana? Montana’s just, like, Montana, man.

Well that clears that up