I want to do a lot of things, and I don’t care if I am bad at them.

Conservatives want us to go backwards. Liberals want us to stay the same Leftists want us to go forward

What is the benefit of premium if you still have to watch ads?

No Nut November is really fucking stupid. You wanna nut, go nut.

Yeah this isn’t really an onion article come to life. We need better standards here

Every accusation is an admission with the GOP

Fascism is what happens when the will of the people begins to conflict with the will of the billionaire class.

Edit: rephrased to better carry the message.

get a life. What a loser

Lol.

TIL Groupon is still a thing

Everyone makes meat and/or veggies inside a pocket of dough

How is this not “fuck the police” it’s a camera, controlled by the police, to surveil people.

This is how long the fight for 15 has been going on. We will finally get 15 when minimum wage should be 46 dollars

The police are government funded terrorists.

I’m not a pagan, so no offense taken.

Guillotine

Billionaires become billionaires by suppression of the masses. This is on brand.

Calling them knee jerk ignorant impulses under minds the fact that is a plan they have been working on for 60 years and they are almost successful

Paganism is way better than monotheism

I find it strange that people care so much about how others enjoy their food.