I went to buy a Christmas tree the other day, and the guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself. I told him “no, that’s disgusting, it’s going in the living room you pervert”

Please tell me you’ve seen Thingu?! If not, allow me to present…

https://youtu.be/wrZ7PnolbQ4

I didn’t realise that this was something I needed so badly

P.I.C.N.I.C.

Make a nice safe and fabulous space for everyone to scream “aaaaah fuck, there’s a giant skeleton!”

Pretty much the topic of Blind Boy’s latest podcast, and I can wholeheartedly say that it’s on off feeling to be quite so empathetically called out twice in as many days

They’re actually for big, manly super-straight homophobic alpha blokes

Yeah, with bear mace to the face

“Remotely control”, or “drive” if you will.

Duolingo is serious these days

Came here to say that, sharing a small space with a soulless narcissist will take the edge off most experiences

Or I’m old enough that I was drinking red bull when it came out, in college in the early 90’s and stopped by about 2000 when I was in uni because it was what gave me the worst hangovers… sometimes “research” is just remembering things

I definitely haven’t drunk it this millennium

Red bull was invented in ’87…

Give a different spin to saying “come home covered in glory”

Were they not assholes during the match? Blatantly ignoring the minute’s silence for the Spanish flood victims, and anti-Palestinian chants during the game were what I read. I can see how that might get people’s goat a bit

That’s the trade off for a larynx capable of speech

Close enough for the girls I go out with

As Yoda says, “start or start not, there is no try 14 times and then the problems randomly fixes its self just as the killer breaks the windows or whatever”

But also worth remembering that kid who made a nuclear reactor in his shed. Ai wasn’t around back then, but if it had been then, maybe, juuuust maybe….