Yes

Right? I’ve known some Becky’s that were alright but I have also met some real Becky’s.

Except that it really isn’t.

It fits the rhythm, the cadence better. Makes it easier to remember and recite.

What is strange to me is while you’re made to repeat the pledge every day as a child in school, the practice is not carried into adult life at all. We hear the national anthem at every sporting event (not that I go to sporting events), but I can’t think of a single time I was expected to pledge allegiance as an adult.

Ok, I threw up in my mouth a little. That is an abomination.

True dat

I feel like Anthrax had a song about this

I have difficulty believing that you were with us in the 80s. You don’t know shit.

Wow. I didn’t realize these guys were still putting out videos.

Which one is the bot and which is the troll?

That’s not an unfair portrayal in the southern US.

No, you see the joke is that teachers aren’t people.

No outrage over the tan suit?

Fight me for it, ya fuckin vampires!

Gives a new meaning to moloko +

Potato Potato, Where’s That Oil Coming From, In the Back of the Pickup Again

As a Yank, I have to say I find ‘seppo’ highly entertaining, and at least somewhat accurate for many of my countrymen. A lot of your slang is funny as all get out, and some of your music is pretty good too.

It’s a circle. One color.

It takes a good force with a person to stop a bad force with a person.