Snort em by the pocketfull.

Candy canes and free showers.

Try to find the movie Parents. It’s almost impossible. Eating Raoul too.

Kinky is as kinky doesn’t.

Hope she’s into orgasm denial.

A type 1 phaser set to the lowest stun setting will melt butter patties if you just flash it on and off quickly.

It’s a quip, not a manifesto.

A woman is sugar and spice and everything nice. Until she is scorned. Then hell hath no fury.

OS/2 WARP MIGHT BE THE BETTER CHOICE

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