PaleRider

Given that I know whats is coming

Is it a giant asteroid? Aliens? All out nuclear war? Zombies?

Please say it’s Aliens…

Or somebody hired him…

I’m tempted to agree with you but the people who voted for it do.

“Peace for our time!”

Neville Chamberlain.

Sounds like my wife.

She moans about being to hot in bed but when I snuggle up her arse is always freezing…

Why would large manufacturers move to a US with all its pesky eco rules and labor protections

Bwahhahahahah… You’re funny.

We have a TV remote with a solar panel on the back… Turn it over and let it recharge.

Yeah but there isn’t a lot of meat on a duck…

Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.

No one gonna mention Kawasaki?

I thought it was Mr Tickle!

Has he ever drunk bleach or shoved a light bulb up his arse?

“Now I have a machine gun.”

I have this Christmas jumper…

It’s also really hard to read signs when they’re so pixillated…

… and our weight is in Stones.

There’s an old comic trope of depicting an empty wallet with moths flying out of it…