“Revolve” is a scientifically accurate word to use.

https://physics-network.org/what-is-difference-between-rotate-and-revolve/#What_is_a_revolution_in_physics

Says the guy who just had his feeling of superiority threatened.

Nothing. That’s just for some celebratory pegging after the kids go to bed.

How much do you have to win at roulette to be allowed in the lion cage?

I’m relieved when people don’t invite me to things. I never want to go and it prevents me from having to reject their offer and make things weird. I get more than enough social interaction from work itself. Any more and I burn out.

I’m more offended by their misspelling of “accommodate” and lack of punctuation in the second sentence. What a terrible way to start their life together.

I put mine in the clothes dryer with a load of socks. Is that wrong?

In a legal sense, I have no idea what they mean, officer.

the onice is on her

“onus”

What’s the hardest part of your job?

Showing up.

Maybe masturbate from time to time.

Now I don’t have time for tasks.

Me too, but I’m still not gonna do it.

And what I really love is how if I get to this page a simple back click won’t get me out, I have to pull down the history to go back to the search page because they have a reload loop built in to trap you.

Hi there, thanks for your question.

I’m a volunteer helper answering questions on behalf of Microsoft. I will endeavor to do my best to get to the bottom of your problem. To break free from the reload loop, you’ll need to format your hard drive and install Linux. You’ll still get stuck in loops, because this in no way changes how webpages work, but it will put you one step ahead of all these other poor assholes asking for help on Microsoft Support Forums.

Please mark this reply as helpful so I’ll get more MicroCents so I can one day buy my freedom from the licensing subscriptions I’m forced to pay for so I can keep using stuff I already bought.

You realize they don’t just read the data they collect right? They make money by selling that data. They sell it to anyone who pays them, even your guvermint.

Why? Whose mouth has it been in?!

Is this what they mean by storing porn in the cloud?

No no, hear me out.

Thou are correct.

I once saw a hearse driving with like 50 cars right behind it. I couldn’t believe all those aggressive drivers riding his bumper!

Most ladies I know don’t go for the mini donuts.