Yeah but have you seen the price of squid ink these days?!

I didn’t mean to use a trigger word. Sorry for any distress I caused you.

S*re b*t wh*?

Let’s start obfuscating all our words so we don’t offend anyone!

You’re allowed to say “kill” on the internet.

Wake me up when they start trying to resist. And I don’t mean the Democrats putting up bullshit protests before voting for it anyway. I mean sustained protest/strike action from the populace in an attempt to actually affect change.

We’re nowhere near the bottom.

Order one from him on ebay!

The most famous woman on Lemmy.

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Yeah he already said Rosanne Barr.

No! Fix our own issues like rich people having to pay taxes!

I looked up the service tag (7YRPNS1) on Dell’s site.

If Denny’s made as much money as the Catholic Church they’d be allowed to get away with it.

162 times for me.

Driscoll’s are a US company. There’s a full shelf of those in our grocery store no one will touch. Go fuck yourself Trump.

Signed,
Canada

CDs? They used to do it on tapes too.

Especially when the first things they do are start taking apart consumer and environmental protections, disband social safety nets, increase taxes (tariffs) on imported goods, attack FEMA, and stop farm subsidies, all of which hurt the working class.

Not only do people still believe the ridiculous lie, they believe it despite the mountain of evidence they don’t give a fuck about you.

One of our help desk reps spent 45 minutes on the phone helping someone set up their authenticator app for MFA. It’s a simple install of an app and linking it to your account. If the user listens and does as instructed, it takes about 2 and a half minutes. If they don’t? 45 minutes.

The rep took their break and worked on something else for a while to recover.

I can proudly say I never wear my stupid seat belt and for 20 years never had an accident! I’m just a better driver!

… see how stupid that sounds?

That’s exactly the problem. Vaccines have worked so well that people have forgotten the horrors of the diseases they prevent.

I read an article a while back about a mother who’s little girl caught whooping cough. She hadn’t vaccinated her, but said that watching her daughter struggling to breathe was the worst thing she’d experienced and wished she had listened and given her the vaccine.

People realize very quickly why vaccines are important, but it’s usually by experiencing it firsthand, and unfortunately it’s too late by then.

When a fascist “jokes” about taking and keeping more power, they’re not joking. They’re absolutely serious.

He wouldn’t have to be elected again. He lost the vote last time and still tried to launch an insurrection to overthrow the legitimate government and maintain power. He’s learned a lot since that failed attempt. He’s dismantling the government and the checks and balances by the day. There won’t be anything left to stop him in 4 years. He will not leave willingly.