That painted a funny picture in my mind 🤣

Dude just take the win. The perfect hero isn’t coming. This isn’t a Disney movie.

https://homicidecenter.org/one-murder-costs-17-25-million/#:~:text=One Murder Costs $17.25 Million – Homicide Center

Glad you’re not my boss. Who hates joy?

Maybe we shouldn’t have slave owners on our money? I dunno? Just maybe…

Biden isn’t going to do anything

Depression. One helleva drug.

Because this is America. I had to buy a history textbook in high school. Good thing we have enough money for a genocide though /s

I’m definitely judging a person that tries to trip and headbutt strangers on the street. That person is not okay to be in public.

Also, everyone let’s just ignore this genocide sympathizer. It’s probably a bot or a paid troll

Why can’t they just pay more taxes? Evil fuckers. Destroy the fiances of all the billionaires. Taylor Swift included.

Very cringe, very nice

Labels have always been a part of political comics

You know that no one is forcing anyone to eat those meals right? Just like no one is forcing everyone to take social welfare… Just because you provide a social service, that doesn’t mean anyone’s autonomy or rights are stripped away. It’s just providing an option for those that may not have any otherwise. Way to just think about yourself…

While reaching a somewhat low (but not terrible) place in my life, I finally did this this year. Bed. All day. It was okay.

What the fuck’s a grok?

Everyone loves Dick

Why are they so happy?

As someone that is red/green colorblind… wut?

A toast to the troops! All the troops…both sides!

Okay I’ve had hotel breakfasts in literally those three and it was great. But you make a good point.