Foreign Delivery Man of God. Yanker of Pizzles. Winner of Biggest Ham Hog 1856.
The banana accusations are an invention by my opponent in this, the next, the previous and all other elections to distract you – the voter – from my real policies. Like good fruit storage, shipping and handling.
Chaotic evil: bread is kept on the floor.
TBF those are already in there. They’re in the water supply!
Perfectly mildly interesting fact
This might be the funniest shit I’ve read.
My grandparents had those! Think my moms got them in a box or something.
This manager could’ve spinach email
I mean it is some shit wood that could become a shit post.
Taylor guitars?
micro-nut-rients am I right.
And the face isn’t even wide
Why do I have you tagged as “loves stealing” lmao
Should try putting a cassandwich in there
Hundra procent
Sorry I don’t speak cheeseburger measurements
Butthole