NutWrench

Well of COURSE the butter is in the Beer & Wine aisle. I mean where ELSE would you expect to find butter? In the DAIRY section? It is to laugh.

United already has a serious public image problem with their 30%-35% claim denial rate.

How much worse would it be if they said, “yeah, Luigi’s back problems could have been easily fixed by surgery, but we decided to deny that claim and put him on painkillers for the rest of his life.” They’d be admitting that one of their many fark-ups got their CEO killed. And that’s not going to help their case if this ever goes to trial.

What kind of absurd image do the cops think they’re projecting here? "Look. We’re the badasses who hunted down the nation’s #1 fugitive "

Uhh, no. You had no idea where Luigi was and it took a freaking McDonald’s employee to tell you that he wasn’t even in the state, anymore.

I know, right? Some billionaire might jump out of the crowd and try to start some shit. Gotta be ready for them.

Musk is just another dipshit authoritarian, who thinks “speech” is reserved for people that matter (billionaires). He’ll sue the ass off of anyone else whos speech he doesn’t like.

The skit that “missed the mark” . . .

Quit sucking up to corporate America, yahoo sports writer. The Hornets farked up a simple PR event in every way it was possible TO fark up. They baited and switched a PS5 with a t-shirt and thought no one would find out about it.

Yeah, trying to upcharge this from murder to “terrorism” is going to backfire spectacularly in the prosecutor’s face.

The, “link that went down 20 years ago” is a great touch.

A much simpler way of putting that second picture is: " . . . but that doesn’t mean you have to support another empire."

Yup. This is a stoner snack.

Yup. It’s not about the “gays vs the straights” or the “left vs the right” or the Romulans vs The Federation. It’s about the rich vs everybody else. It’s a class war. It always has been and the rich use the media they own to make you think it’s a culture war. To keep you fighting with other so you won’t figure out where the REAL source of your pain comes from.

Yup. If any part of that bio is true, then that’s even more unforgivable. It means that unlike someone who was born into wealth and had asshole-ishness thrust upon them, he deliberately chose to be an asshole.

“I don’t think it’s enough money,” Lopez said in a late-night ruling from the bench in a Houston court. “I’m going to not approve the sale.”

Who gives a shit if “you don’t think it’s enough money.” An offer was made by The Onion and accepted by the seller. What YOU want has fark-all to do with anything.

“I know of no reason why CEO open season should ever be forgot.”

The rich have special access to the legislative machinery that the rest of us don’t. The end of real democracy in this country began with the Supreme Court’s “corporations are people / money is speech” rulings. Ordinary people can’t compete with the influence that billions of dollars of bribes brings.

You’ll probably be making lots of changes to your computer over the next couple of weeks, so it’s a good idea to use TimeShift to make system snapshots. (It works like System Restore in Windows). It can even rescue an unbootable system. Just boot from your Linux Live CD / flash drive and you can run TimeShift from that.

Dear FBI,

1. Welcome to Lemmy.
2. If you’re looking for a list of suspects, you can start by investigating all of UHC’s denied claims that resulted in a death. Shouldn’t take you more than a decade or so.

I think “the needs of the business” include firing managers who make stupid decisions.