He makes a solid point

Same, I was full. Ahh. That’s better.

Nailed it

Fill it up with lube first then have it snot that out in mucus-y rivulets

More space means less braking, reducing bunching up. Check this article on traffic waves out

How much?

Haha Irish people are all drunk is the joke here

Husband’s bad

Maybe it’s because all the drama causing cats and dogs have been eaten?

Don’t call OP names

Semen weapons dealers yelling machine guns on X

They got their CEO to-go

Wait what happened to you in the back seat of the blazer?

Nah

I don’t understand?

Is he normally this corpulent?

Yeah where’s your amphora OP?

Without the belt and braces, your pants fall down?

Not on you, but forbidding porn due to it being a correctional environment seems inhumane. I’m sure they’d be happier with access to at normal porn. Restrict illegal shit of course