But first you gotta ask him “does your mother sew?”

I always watch this video when I think of that

Blessings upon the tweaker at our Aldi

Heh, that’s metal

To them dogs are not man’s best friend, just a loyal tool.

Please keep your distance for the next farty hours

They should try subs

-Hosts dinner

-Cold shitty McDonald’s

I would’ve ordered some pizza and left that bullshit

Aaaye, I got my letter a while back. I didn’t expect any different, but I was hoping on the 0.0005% chance that they did a life changing line of coke.

You lied to me. This will make me reevaluate our current relationship. You have gone from stranger to ‘take with a grain of salt’ stranger.

There’s a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I’ve seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.

I still got these Burt Bucks after the crash.

Looks like Craft singles, probably been sitting for a bit after being melted from the looks of it.

And more frequently each year

Lmao, yeah I can’t imagine why someone would think that reviving them would make them suddenly want to correct their mistakes. They just got a chance to further be shit.

You’d be surprised, I know I was. Just like how there are still undecided voters

You also gotta try one of their best menu items, the cheesy gordita crunch.

This is why the king never prioritized education

Hwat

Stop, I can only get so depressed!