ELI5 why there would be a space suit completely without any snakes in it whatsoever. Doesn’t make any sense!

Depending on the vigor he goes about this with, the second one could move my couch as well.

We were glad when we got rid of’em. You took’em in, you deal with the fallout.

And from the time when German immigrants were… well… a lot more racist.

Even the sketches from up north are presented sadly and a tad depressing

“oy, where’s my change?” “What change?” “For the money I gave you” “Besides payment for your 10 Dollar Lemonade special offer, I didn’t get any.” “But the sign says 1,50!” 1And a nice day to you, too" “Wait! I want my…” “I said: A nice day, Sir.”

But they don’t want you to switch to “the new cool stuff”. They want you to switch to “the ad serving platform”

We’d have to ask the Supreme Court if that’s the case and the way those “super neutral judges” act… maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

That’s what happens around any toilet in a 2km radius when Taco Bell has a major sale.

If Donald is immune, isn’t Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don’t fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

Y’all do know that dismissing Ms. Lewinsky’s opinion and suggesting that her feelings about something she did and judged for herself might be wrong is rather patronizing, don’t you? She is the only person in this universe who can decide that. She has done so. End of.

Same in German.

I mean… Have you tried?

Remember the outrage! A president who didn’t tell the truth about his sex life right away was unthinkable!

How are you getting change?

What good is cash gonna do if the networked cash register doesn’t open anymore?

Oh, you actually believed that story? Whoops. Sorry! It was actually me who ate your Cheetos and downed your Vodka.

It doesn’t. It will require you to reboot for every god-damned line of code that has changed.

Na, nothing. Did an update today. Nothing bad happened at al, Because why would it?

See, Netflix? You don’t need to ramble on for two seasons to tell a fucking Story.