See that’s where you went wrong. You gotta sleep right. Train your subconscious to not… Who am I kidding, I’m in the same boat. I now have an alarm an hour before I need to get up just so I can take some motrin. Gives it enough time to kick in so I can get up with less pain.

They’re only fiddles if you want to play in a band in Texas

Bluey sets an unrealistic expectation for how much child chef food a parent will eat.

FTFY. I can’t keep up trying to be Bandit

I hope parallel universe me hasn’t been on hold for 2hrs 45m to change a canceled flight reservation

US Coast Guard used them for search and rescue too, called Project Sea Hunt.

That was a wild ride.

By hand as god intended