Probably the rest of us won’t last much longer than them now anyway.

Setting off the pan nerds should be listed as a war crime by the Geneva Convention.

A well-seasoned Dutch oven sounds like a fate worse than death.

I hate that these are always out of dum-dums.

Always wondered why Americans say “missul” instead of missile. Now I know.

Weird artificial distinctions of our time.

It’s 100% a Viz scan from the 90s.

Absolute unit of a lad.

At least “self hatred” and “caffeine induced” should be hyphenated there. See me after class.

You wouldn’t download a brick.

Sorry, all I heard there was “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

Just one more abstraction bro.

They should start doing horror versions of these where she notices someone sneaking up behind and stabs him.

It’s way less alarming if you explain that you won’t actually eat the bread.

Did anyone else think this was going to be Mr Brightside?

Online discourse in a nutshell.

Figure out what you want to achieve in life and stick to it.

I keep the packaging out until I’m done.

From station to station and to Dusseldorf city. Meet Iggy Pop and David Bowie.

Found the black bishop.