Hayters gonna hayte.

Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

Those seem highly at risk of the cover falling into the hole.

Yea, you can’t really tell. Maybe she’s from Canada and was just being polite.

Rookie error. Clearly you don’t watch porn at work.

Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

Sounds like this guy forgot to check if you pulled the string it would open a secret compartment revealing an embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas Party

But what does Dupree have to say about it?