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  • Naz@sh.itjust.workstome_irl@lemmy.worldme_irl
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    27 days ago

    Wanting something is the first step towards accomplishing anything

    The second step is asking for a small loan of $20-30 million dollars from your family’s colonial heritage trust fund.

    And then, hard work and pulling yourself up by your boot str–

    What? Why are you all looking at me like that?





  • That’s great! We offer competitive rates for your time, for instance, our Platinum plan can offer you up to 34% of what your time is actually worth on the open market, but due to your weak resume with gaps in employment history and the fact that you don’t have a doctorate for this entry level position, I’m afraid that the most we can offer you is a Silver plan, at 18% of your market value.

    That is of course before you factor in the mandatory taxes and assays affording to relevant state laws and… how does federally required minimum wage sound?