Rose Thorne(She/Her)

Proserpina may want to have words with you.

That image sums up the entirety of the series. You’ll say it every other page.

Hemogoblin gives people HIV.

This is also the comic series that gave us Snowflame, who consumes extreme amounts of cocaine, which gives him his powers.

New Guardians was not a good series, but it’s funny as fuck in all the worst ways while also trying to deal with serious topics like “I’m gay, and have AIDs”.

El Pikacabra, the Gogoat sucker!

I thought he had been banished to the deepest pits of Hell!

Great, now all my claymores feel inadequate. At least one has had to be put on self-detonation watch.

I hope you’re happy, homewrecker.

Huh. Hunting voles, which are currently in an overpopulation boom. On one hand, good for them. Sounds like a natural way to help curb the population(should this behavior prove widespread enough across the species).

On the other hand, I’m going to go ahead and stock up on .22 in case one of the little bastards decides to look at me funny. Death by Squirrel isn’t the way I wanna go, at least let it be an opossum or raccoon in a freak rehabbing accident.

I always assumed it would end in a more literal way.

Just someone popping a cyanide pill with a smile, and a “Fuck you, we’re done”.

Oh shit, Okami 2 is finally happening‽

Can we get an rerelease of Okamiden to go alongside, please? Have all 3 in one place?

Rigid frame airship.

The term “Zeppelin” makes people nervous. They think they’re made with lead.

Heroes aren’t always good people. Their reasons are lost to time to the average person, but the message is remembered. The actions supersede the reason.

Guy Fawkes is not remembered as a person, he’s remembered as a figure.

Not calling this a good thing.

Yes, it was! In fact, this wasn’t uncommon! Several early PC titles would ask you questions and point you to the page in the manual.

Another one was Code Rings, cardboard discs you had to align words/symbols on to get the code to play the game.

If you lost your manual/ring, or bought a second hand copy without one, you were absolutely fucked on playing your game.

Serious props to that dudes form. Clean grab, followed up by a good secure with the freed second hand, just enough force behind the spin and push to send the message without making himself a direct threat.

That’s solid form, all around.

This is why I own so many pairs of scrub pants.

They ain’t cute, but you’ll get reliable pockets and comfy as fuck.

I have threatened the oven stack at work for overheating on 3 out of 4 bays so many times. I’ve even taken out a hammer as I’ve walked over.

I probably look crazy, but I swear I have watched that thing start cooling quicker after.

And you put it all in one bucket?

You’re just creating your own rogues gallery of broken families.

Shit, you want someone to burn some herbs, light a candle, and push some shitty vibes towards Musk?

I can pop down to the local herb shop and load up for 10 rounds for $10.

Bring together the Old Faith and the New.

I’m kinda terrified of an Oppenheimer beyblade.

Those things are already kinda scary, if they get up to the right speeds. Probably won’t break a bone, but some of them shoot out of that arena damn quick, and some can get heavy as hell for a spinning top toy. Pretty durable, too.

So long as you know you aren’t dealing with an expert, confidence in your nonsense will get you impressively far.

Great, now there’s going to be a skyrocket in underaged lycanthropy.

Even worse, they’re going to want to increase their population, and do you remember what happens to the seventh son of the seventh son?

Lycanthrope Sourcerers in our future. None of us are prepared.