Saw a guy eating Chinese from a takeaway carton with chopsticks while driving over a bridge once. It was mildly terrifying. Carton in one hand, chopsticks in the other.

It’s called Make America Kittens Again and I just turned mine back on. It’s a Firefox extension.

Came for Skroob and was not disappointed.

Well that’s enough internet for me today.

I suspect this is similar to how someone is going to find my carcass.

It’s captivating, really. I can’t stop looking at it.

My nana used to have a collection of spoons in holders like this in her dining room. Thanks for the double hit of nostalgia and serotonin.

My retirement plan is to kick off before I have to retire.

Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)