His manners are somewhere up a small boys anus.

The rock is a folk hero, that is why people are reticent to throw their heros into the sea with trash tied to them.

Tie them all together with a floating rope at the wrists to waists. They will eventually tire out, when they do they will sink themselves, once they have provided value to the fishes and other sea life then the rope will float back to the top and you can start all over with another group of valuable market leaders.

Say it like a Canadian. It’s aboot time.

It’s not funny it’s 🥾⏳

If they make a bigger button and then the enemy can push a button with their wrist nubbin.

The key it to climb up on the roof at take a shit from there, then climb down and use the bidets.

No but their borscht is very good, if you order it to eat in they give you a big slice of any of their fresh baked breads (sunflower rye is the best one.)

Their cabbage rolls are pretty tasty and during summer they have a delicious pickle salad.

It could also be the alcoholism.

There is a whole genre of pornography that is centered around a woman of questionable intelligence getting stuck in a washing machine/couch cushion/stair bannister/etc and then getting fucked by stepson/brother/cousin/father/random repairmam either to get them free or because they are unable to stop them.

It very much seems like a quasi acceptable rape fantasy that isn’t totally rape even though obviously it would be Rape.

Belfast Richard Cheese? Or do you mean Smeg?

Well it is a pretty small competition. Scotland, Wales, north Ireland, and the UK.

I think you mean the Geneva Checklist.

Reminds me of ER doctors saying that somehow men always seem to fall onto all sorts of things when they sit down naked and those things get accidentally lodged up their asses.

I’m sorry we don’t serve Döner Kebab here, we only serve Donairs.

The enemy of my enemy, is my enemy’s enemy, nothing more nothing less.

Another enemy might serve as a temporary distraction but not much is going to stop Israel (the govt and country) from trying to continue what they started before the 1900s, the mass expulsion or eradication of the native population of a country they had no right to. They might have tried to slowly immigrate there over generations but that would not satisfy the Zionists that wanted to take minority ethnic control of a majority Muslim land.

I believe it is a bonus square that someone has deftly edited onto the original comic to save us all the trouble of loading up the author’s website.

Its only function is to redirect money to private companies with relationships with small government officials.

Garage and estate sales might be a source on old corded power tools.

Wait for low tide, build up a temporary dike away a distance from the ship that won’t blow up but can abate the wave then blow up the ship.