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Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it

The audience were not on his side 😆

When I started this company, I had only two things - a dream, and six million pounds

The orks are stupid, but also have psychic powers that mean if they believe something hard enough it just happens - eg they believe painting their ships red makes them go faster, so they do, and it works

Mountains? More like NOTHINGS

In the UK you can’t even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don’t let you buy more than one of each

All hail the God Who Hates You Unconditionally 👌

In that picture? It’s a bee, contemplating leaping from the edge and ending it all after reading that article

“Jean-Luc, what have you done?”

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You couldn’t make Gone With the Wind today because everyone in it has died

We all have a bean hall in our houses, building regs say you have to

A man did this in London in 1810, but with everything - chimney sweeps, piano deliveries, priests, lawyers, coal carts, doctors, undertakers, the archbishop of Canterbury…

It brought the whole area to a standstill and the guy won a guinea in a bet and ran away to the countryside

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berners_Street_hoax

His coming was foretold on the ancient tablet

Just awful, 10/10

Laughs in 3-cylinders

Yes!! I knew I wasn’t the only one

A fire? At a sea parks?

Huge if true