Title gore

'Murica

That’s one cursed URL. Every part of it just makes it worse as you read.

Frigid - I wonder what this is about.
Fluid - uuuh…
Products - no, please.
A-V-Closure - nope, I’m done, this link is staying blue.

Please explain how you picture that would work. How would you be able to push them while that not happening as you tried to lay down on them?

I don’t see the problem. The ring isn’t solid, it’s like a pillow all around so it wouldn’t hinder you from that. There would only be a small height difference with the weight of your leg on the soft ring, even seems like it could be even better than a normal bed.

Did you kinda know beforehand that it’s something you’re interested in? (If it is, but I’m taking a “wild” guess here that you are, seeing as we’re on Lemmy).

Didn’t have one till I was 15, and that was pretty late compared to most other families we knew (around 2005). I went from zero interest in computers to the geekiest, most knowledgeable computer nerd of anyone we knew within a year of that. It’s like I dove into another universe and never came back, which has both had major pros and cons.

They’re Halloween decorations!

frenfh

Only if a gun can be shot once. The joke doesn’t really work but it’s still funny.

How did you fail with such a short title?

Just taking a bath*

“Donald, duck!”*

Ramerang

Sync for Lemmy decided to absolutely destroy the quality of your image so I thought being unable to read it was the joke, but I still decided to spend what ended up being WAY too much time to figure it out from the few pixels available… and then I accidentally tapped on it and the normal readable version opened. This multilayered brain fart and subsequent realization humbled me in an odd way, feels weirdly good.

Here’s what it looks like:

Ever seen that video of some girl using a tazer as a masturbatory device? It’s a weird mix of hilarious, concerning and disturbing.

¿¡Por Qué No Los Dos!?

Anything cooked goes in the fridge or freezer, that’s something that everyone should be expected to know but humans are really good at proving how dumb they are. Thousands of people get sick every year from leaving food out in room temp. It’s not that it will always go bad quickly, it’s that the chance of that happening compared to keeping it in a colder environment is so much higher. And who the fuck likes sweaty room temp anything? It’s disgusting.

“Reduce looking sleepless”

Ah yes, words. That’s the worst way I’ve even seen anyone try to describe looking tired.

Breakfast to end a heavy night is awesome though. Just like the classic fast food on the way home. Hotel breakfast is even a classic for that too.

When when

You corrected that but not “wet”?