I completely agree. Plus, as the worlds largest wet baby who has never been intentionally harmed in his life, there is a less than zero percent chance that he would react the way he did.

So as an otherwise completely rational human, this is my exact conspiracy. Donald Trump was never shot in the ear. There were photos taken of him days later that show absolutely no damage to his ear. It blows my mind that no media or anything questioned it.

I like seeing them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

birb

This is a Union hall though