Yeah, I’ve taken drugs, too.

I’m 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.

I’ve done 20 every night for about 40 years, don’t think I’m gonna change now

No because it makes it sound less horrific than it actually is. I would replace with ‘blown to pieces’.

My cat eats mushrooms and pineapple. But then, he is a very silly cat.

He didn’t do a lot of walking after tbf

When I was a child I saw a school mate get crushed by a falling piano.

True story.