Mister Neon

What are you guys talking about? Here he is in Boondocks:

I hope that kid plays an instrument and that’s his first album cover.

Edit: I want peace Bach on a shirt.

This is some fucking nerd shit.

You’re right we should have stopped having children millennia ago. I wish my parents never met.

Face your didgeriDOOM in the ring!

I’m sorry Australia for making that joke, I understand if I’m gonna get banned from the continent.

Thank you.

I don’t get this post.

I find “tree sauce” to be silly. They should use a more mature term like “tree blood”.

Purchasing a white noise machine was one of the greatest decisions of my life.

1982 was a banger year for video games:

DigDug Mrs. Pacman Tron Q*bert Joust

The list keeps going.

That hit a little too hard.

My grandparents used to live there, because quote, “Lubbock is too big of a city”. Abilene was misery to visit.

He died doing that too!

Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.

Because I’m fat and ugly. I don’t want to see it and trust me you don’t want to see it either.

Because I’ll be dead. My organs will organize against the oppression of my brain and I will die.

I’m more worried about my mortal bowels than my immortal soul if I ate that thing.

I’d eat it. I would regret it, but I have to know.

Until all your bases belong to us I will not be stopped.

Step 5 for me was learning to code for the internet. I regret being born.