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Your racist arguments are very old, and very tired.

Not really. Not good bad either, just sort of bland and mediocre. The movie is not as interesting as its premise.

It does have Christopher Walken in it though.

That reminds me of an extremely strange part of a movie, Brainstorm from 1983. The movie is about a device that attaches like an EEG and records (on tape!) all the sensory input the person is having, and can be played back for someone else to experience. One guy who’s kind of a jerk records himself having sex then cuts out a loop of tape with just when he came. He is found by the other characters playing it back, having had something like an 8 hour long orgasm. Bizarrely, afterwards he was much nicer and wiser. This is how I remember it anyway. I might have to watch it again.

TL;DR A guy reaches enlightenment from sci-fi VR porn.

I did a sleep study once. Right before they had me go to sleep they said something like “Okay, we’re going to turn off our monitoring and cameras, in case there"s anything you need to do. Just press this button to call us when you’re ready.”

I appreciated it, but I was still too weird a situation to jerk off.

Gummy Shai-Hulud, may His passage cleanse the world.

And yet the DMV wouldn’t let me get “CUMKING” smh

– Signed, the Catholic Church

Even if Stonetoss wasn’t a Nazi (note: he is), this particular comic is sexist bullshit. “Women ruin everything, am I right guys?” is a gross boomer take.

Yeah, you definitely don’t want to get one that only holds 1 chicken. The extra money is worth it to hold 1 chickens.

I didn’t realize this until I saw a video of two wolf cubs playing with a live field mouse. Was exactly like a dog with a squeak toy.

Last weekend I saw Conclave in the theater. It was pretty good.

“Run away! Run away!”

I also have a Ducky keyboard.

It’s Minnesota in the US, so pretty sure it’s in Fahrenheit. Though it should be like, 40° F there (4.4° C)

Girlfriend: “These walkie-talkies are ridiculous! This relationship is over!”

Boyfriend: “This relationship is what? Over.”

The rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs was doing shit at his parties that got him currently awaiting trial for sex trafficking.

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I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s.

His hair was perfect.