Toldja I was preoccupied >_>

I was wondering who that was. Apologies, Canada. Been, uh, a bit preoccupied.

Please do not besmirch the good name of Looney Tunes.

It was also yesterday.

I will not stand for this Robot Unicorn Attack slander.

sits carefully

…that’s better.

Followed by Ghandi cackling as he unleashes a nuke on your Civ.

I love some of the stuff he does (the hot wheels race is absolute gold), but I agree. He’s only leaned further into the cringe since launching crunch labs.

At the time it was the best way to duct tape over someone else’s long-forgotten but recently uncovered cut corner.

And so the cycle continues.

Enigma? You mean enema?

I’m 100% sure. Poe’s law once again showing that /s tags are still relevant.

Ain’t it grand how everyone wants to zero in on the aspect that they know best and try to treat just that, pretending that everything else will magically fall into place if only we can get x under control?

Best of luck to you, truly.

SNESDrunk has entered the chat

Wonder if it’s like when they land on a can of beer.

I have one handy, but it’s already on fire.

sad klan noises

My dad would fondly recall dinners of cubed spam mixed into cream cheese. I never looked at my grandmother the same after that.

Draw on the back of the homework. Draw in the margins.

1980s: this student is lazy and not working up to their potential

Yep, I still kick myself for that one every once in a while. But again, I was young, ignorant, and excited to spend birthday money at the mall.

Green jello

About that…

Teenage me actually passed up the opportunity to buy the original CD press before the name change. Why? Because teenage me was 13 and had no idea what he was looking at, so he picked the one that said Jellÿ because that’s what was on MTV.

Trebuchet yes, but still at the sun. No, she won’t reach. That’s okay. Parabolas are beautiful. Don’t @ me.