15 years ago?! This tweet must be 10 years old now

Edit: it’s from 2017, that makes more sense https://x.com/AngryManTV/status/906298612786884609

Watching nude golf on the computer?

So did someone make this with AI 🤔

See my loafers, former gophers

“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”

“Why isn’t one of the most expensive to operate websites free?!”

There’s a reason there are zero actual competitors in this space (maybe TikTok but it’s full of its own problems). Only a company as big as Google can afford to run at this scale. Feel free to add your business plan on how to make YouTube free without ads and without it shutting down in 3 months.

I think the intention was sentient life as having Thanos stop the film to explain the terms and conditions of his snap would’ve impacted the pacing of the film.

I remember searching stack overflow for a oddly specific issue and found a post about it with an answer. The person who asked the question was me 6 years ago.

My internal chocolate bar cost has gone way up. I find the stuff at the bottom (like the stuff at the checkout) doesn’t even taste like chocolate anymore. I usually get something from the specialty section now.

It’s probably obnoxious in real life but I really wanna do the ZZ Top ringtone from Bad Monkey

Worst thing about someone watching a reel out loud is you hear the same 15 second sound bite 30 times while they’re reading the comments.

I was raised in peak cereal advertising. I can spout off like 10 based on mascots alone.

I’ve watched all of the Gordon Ramsey Kitchen Nightmares series and it’s full of these, except it’s usually fuckin’ instead of absolute.

My favorite is when after having lunch he went back to the kitchen to find they were just microwaving everything. The exchange went something like this:

“Did I have anything for lunch that wasn’t microwaved?”

“your salad”

“Of course you don’t microwave a salad you fuckin’ donut”

Edit

Found the clip at 1:15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so5eX9q3k9A

So what you’re saying is we need to go back and hunt down Richard BMW

I’d have called them chazzwazzers

Says the comment with 7 down votes

“Mr Rogers miraculously raises from the dead only to go around diddling kids”

Is this a reference to someone?

Yes, I think that is a different situation than what were referring to. Long term disability doesn’t fall under odd day here and there.

I don’t think I’ve ever had a job where I had to prove my sickness. I know that doesn’t apply to everyone but as long as you don’t abuse it, taking the odd day here and there doesn’t cause issues