What added the “0+ people”? The rest is Apple intelligence, so is that off a dev beta or is that the actual subject?

Ooh, a new Knives Out! Thanks!

I’d say he has a perfect track record - 0.00%

Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it.

Is it really CrossFit, though, if you’re not telling people you do CrossFit?

Thank god, MS Teams now lets you share a window instead of a screen. Coworker would share his 4k and all of us needed magnifying glasses

Not enough neckbeard.

The Brits only started adding Fluoride to their water in 1964. Hence Austin Powers’s teeth as well as the stereotypes.

As we in the states are about to learn about.

Thanks for posting all of these! I know it’s been a good bit of work.

Technically things that touch water are wet, but I don’t think water is wet

I went looking for the bash.org quote, and lo and behold, you beat me to it!

Deep cut, and I appreciate the hell out of that!

American Spectator, so probably H.L. Mencken wrote that.

He also wrote this: “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.”

What the hell did I just waste 30 seconds of my life on?

And if you understand this joke, time to schedule your colonoscopy

“nearly identical on foreign policy”

Um, not even close. Unfortunately they range from “fine with it” to “actively support genocide” with Israel, but they’re not even in the same realm. See Ukraine and NATO for 2 counterexamples, and authoritarians have entered the chat.

And the entirety of Brute Force. “Engage Brute Force Attack”. Shellcode, userspace, deadlock… such a fantastic album.

Thanks. I was trying to figure out how the joke was supposed to work with Kurds.

Can somebody explain?

J.D., is that you?