Then hope one of them is in possesion of classified documents, and is also an idiot.

Congrats, you described many military grunts!

I’m curious if they’re actually doing this out of concern that people might try to break him free.

I’ve got a böner for döner

Nah, this isn’t a political thing, it’s an asshole thing

This is some unnecessary red circle shit right here.

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

This is definitely some “I’m a 14 year-old edge lord” content right here

I know who Carl is, but not the other characters… I’m old.

West Sardinia Best Sardinia

Dr. Zayus Dr. Zayus!

alarms for everything and i always leave early.

Nah, the commitment in time on a call is unknown. I know I can fire off an email in under a minute. A call? That might take a few minutes. I’ll only call if I absolutely need an immediate response. Otherwise? Eat shit. I’m not getting roped into phone calls.

[laughs in adhd]

I find any variation of 2ⁿ chuggas where n > 0 to be acceptable personally

If he starts doing “chugga chugga” you really need to watch out

I’ve never felt so stupid in my life.

I love them unironically lol.

came here to mention the 500 adapter haha

I hate literally all of their music.

RHCP are pretty high on my “can’t fucking stand 'em” list.