Margot Robbie

The obsession with cast iron like it is some kind of magic ritual is honestly really weird. After you cook with it, wash it with water and dry it with some paper towels, that’s it, no need to make it more complicated than it really is.

If things are sticking to your pan, use more oil in your pan; with enough oil, you can cook on a rock and make it nonstick.

Fun fact: Queensland accounts for 97 percent of Australia’s banana production, so this sounds like a question for a Queenslander.

Now, if only there is someone we know on Lemmy from Queensland…

No, I meant Barbie in general.

Before Barbies, dolls for girls were always baby dolls, and Barbies were part of the change that showed women can have careers and be more than homemakers.

I thought we addressed that pretty well with during the opening “2001: A Space Odyssey” sequences.

Oh no, does that mean Barbie is woke now too?

(Just kidding, Barbie has always been woke.)

That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

And while I don’t remember who it was, she sound like she’s from New York.

Pssh. Every self respecting actor should do a full frontal on camera at least once in their life, like that really hot and cellulite free actress whose name I can’t remember did on “The Wolf of Wall Street”.

I know British food tend to be memed as “brown stuff”, but this doesn’t even look half bad, the lighting makes it look worse than it actually is.

Slap an Instagram filter on it and it will look way better.

Why not a Barbie elephant? 😢🐘

As an actor, in order to have a shot to impress Academy Award and Golden Globe winning actress Jodie Foster, you should aim to follow the example and target your career towards the life of an impressive actor, such former SAG president and actor Ronald Reagan, for example.

I think there is this Academy Award nominated documentary called “I, Tonya” (or “It’s Hardin’ Time”) that you can buy to find out what happened.

Although, I have to say, she looks better in the film than in this photo for some reason.

Out of everyone on Lemmy, clearly I’m Tonya Harding.

And also for your information, that is clearly a picture of uh, “American actress Jaime Pressly” who is totally a completely different person.

Dear Japan: not all white women look or dress like Tina Armstrong from Dead or Alive.

See, I look nothing like this:

A fridge is a fridge, the basic mechanical working principle of it didn’t change over the past 40 years. But people have a lot more expectations put into what a fridge should be able to do nowadays, and electronics or complex mechanism such as the ice maker is generally the first to break on a modern fridge.

The moral of the story is, don’t buy a fridge with an icemaker or have a tablet attached to it, and you should be fine.

Better a cat gifts you a dead rat than a grown-ass man gifts you a living rat, like I always say.

And rats are social animals that gets lonely, so the least he could have done is gift a pair of rats.

This is obviously a deepfake if I ever seen one: if this is a really a visitor centre, then why isn’t it located in the centre of the crater?

Like I always say, it’s not astroturfing if you don’t get caught!

You’re welcome, Agent641.

Also, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

It’s not like we wear makeup as some devious plot to trick men and hide our real faces instead of you know, to look good for ourselves. Besides, I don’t think I look that different without makeup, sometimes people just ask if I didn’t sleep well last night if I don’t.

Anyway, if people really cared that much to see their favorite actress (me) without makeup, would you be interested in getting a copy of “Barbie”, now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services?

(and there’s “The Wolf of Wall Street” for the naked part.)

Some of us are 30 year old women, than you very much.