I set up a mesh router pair a while back - super easy setup, and the speed is good enough to have multiple TVs streaming at once, and without needing to run cables between rooms… Worth it.

What’s the difference?

but the police still caught him.

Allegedly…

I could say the same about getting hit by a car, or falling off a scaffold, but I wouldn’t put myself in position to do either again…

Spewing words does not make you eloquent.

Tl;Dr.

(Sorry, I had to)

Mine was Bartleby the scrivener… I preferred not to read for quite a long time after.

“This is my experience.”

“You’re wrong.”

How do you do something like this when most interviews happen during work hours?

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Pick up that can.

If multiple people are misunderstanding you, maybe you’re not being very clear…

The people who deserve it are harder to find and rarely in the same place at once.

I read that in carol channing’s voice…

I don’t really know how someone can love their kids, but

Did he? Just because he had a family doesn’t mean he gave a shit about them…

Only mostly?

Nah. Gremlins. When Kate tells the story of how she found out there’s no Santa Claus…

I was doing that the other day while my wife was watching Ace Ventura… Haven’t seen it in probably 20 years, doesn’t stop me… Your gun is digging into my hip…

Arizona…

I was skinny when I lived in Boston, but blew up like a balloon when I moved to Arizona.

Fuck off. My favorite meal of the day is breakfast. I’ve been doing without it in an attempt to lose weight for 2 years now. Also making it a point to walk on a treadmill at work twice a day. It is measurable fact I eat less now than I did 2 years ago, and am more active, and yet my weight continues to hover around 300 pounds. 5 years ago I quit smoking cold turkey after 20 years, so it’s not like I lack willpower. But go ahead, tell me all about it.