In hopes that St. Snoop Doog would soon be thizzle

Not a creatizzle was stirring, not even a mizzle

I mean, I would think so? If it’s moderately tidy you can still use the “best effort” excuse. If it’s super tidy you’re either a woman or a serial killer (or both I guess).

You guys should be roommates at the clink.

Right there in the picture, are you blind or what?

Precisely

Believe it or not, right to jail.

Fuck, that took me a while.

I bet you any woman with half her shit together could find at least 5 things wrong with that picture, probably more.

Fellas, is it gay to have a moderately tidy bedroom?

Right

It’s always Wednesday in our hearts.

You let me know when you’ve come up with a better idea then.

Well, it’s definitely kinkshaming and I’m told that’s a big no-no

Whoever’s found below shall grapple

My heartfelt condolences :(

More like has-beans, amirite

Not gonna be telling OP any secrets anytime soon, that’s for sure.

That sounds kinda homophobic, ngl

I’m guessing this is the proper use case for missile toads.