She apparently did make at least one appearance during the sixth six months for whatever that’s worth (sourced from her Wikipedia page)

The sum of all human knowledge isn’t Wikipedia, it’s the combination of two books:

• What They Teach You at Harvard Business School
• What They Don’t Teach You at Harvard Business School

For those that didn’t read the 9-sentence (plus title/captions) article, the biggest issue is damage risk from adhesives rather than anti-fun:

The council also said that in the past other decorations like Santa hats and wreaths have been added but that this was different.

“While we don’t condone the wreaths… and Santa hats, let’s stay away from adhesives, graffiti and all things that can damage the art” it said on it’s social post.

The council leader has explained that while they want the community to engage with the art and have fun, they also don’t want things to be damaged.

So stick the googly eyes onto a headband or something first I guess?

…would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

The problem is that the opposite of the headline would be the surprising one. If it was “Trump refuses to give Elon Musk’s buddy total control over NASA, citing <X/Y/Z valid reasons>”, that would be the current Onion-level headline.

RIP, I was beaten to posting this because I took too long, so I’ll delete (I’m honestly surprised this post got nearly as much traction) https://lemmy.world/post/22529971

For posterity:

Original post: infosec.exchange (Mastodon Glitch Edition)

Original comic link: https://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/safely-endangered/ep-925-minority-retort/viewer?title_no=352&episode_no=925 (at a glance, it looks like it was the original artist who adapted it to be in a more social-media-friendly layout)

Her followup reply:

Looks like it will only cost me $100 to rename my LLC to “a basket of abandoned puppies”

The person you were replying to was most likely being sarcastic, but thanks for taking the time to reassure them anyway!

I regret to inform you that a billionaire stole your arm to help pay for their next mansion / yacht / social media site.

Yes: https://apnews.com/article/onion-buys-infowars-alex-jones-6496f198d141c991087dcd937b3588e9

On the off chance anybody cares despite it being two days late, here’s the original xeet: Xitter

Something to look forward to!!

Heart palpitations at breakfast let’s gooooo

You milk jar-ers are wild!

Honest to god, last week I saw someone take out some instant coffee and a small jar of milk from their backpack in order to get their fix without having to spend the few bucks buying it from a cafe or whatever

Hold up, let’s put aside culturally-specific weetbix for a sec (🇦🇺🤝🇳🇿), you mix WATER with your milk but then ADD CREAM???

Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave for disruption of the peace

I sure hope you don’t repeat until you’re full

Don’t forget to spike the milk with coffee before adding any cereal

The agency had learned about a semitrailer coming across the Mexican border, and agents tracked the drugs to the farmers market, said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. The drugs were found inside the truck, he said.

“This was contained in a cover load of celery,”

So unfortunately not inside the celery itself, which would of course be significantly more fun :(