Lucien [he/him]

Based

And OP did specify “popular”, which Slackware hasn’t been since the late 90s

Get out your seat and jump around

“when you go far enough left, you get your guns back”

It’s a common test for general eye health. It’s really not about wearing glasses, it’s just something eye doctors do to make sure you stay healthy.

The Shaq Fu video game, goddamn, what a waste of effort

LaTeX with Beamer for slides, and show the resulting PDF on any computer you want

Exactly, my first thought to this was “with considerable back pain”. My partner is considering a boob reduction for this same reason.

Understandable addition

The star in the middle is not spell checking

The current events in Palestine have been an ongoing thing for decades

If you wore glasses, you’d get it. It’s an almost universal image shown inside of a glaucoma test device, which puffs a quick burst of air into your eye. It doesn’t really hurt, but it startles you and initiates your blink reflex and causes your eye to water. The blink reflex part is the kicker, though, because blinking before the test is done will invalidate the test and they’ll have to do it again. I’ve sat there upwards of six times through this torture device. Lately, though, my eye doctors use a bump test after putting numbing drops in the eye. I think it’s probably more accurate, and it doesn’t initiate a blink reflex like the puff test does.

Can’t park here, mate.

Let’s form a band and then never come to practice and forget about our gigs and delay cutting a record forever because it’s just so fucking much work

I am both modes at once

And the Toyota is likely a 1-ton model, meaning it can haul more weight in its bed than the Ford. One of my first jobs was at a delivery company and we used a lot of these little Toyota and Isuzu trucks because they could get into smaller locations easily and they could haul more weight.

Like the other commented said, this isn’t random, but also I’d add that your first ternary option, the ?, should be on the next line; it would make the alignment make more sense to you then, and it would make the block more legible.

Absolutely nothin’!

Love em

Couldn’t parse the intended Morse code, got something like “vmte”?