I’m withholding opinion until I hear from Jenny McCarthy on this.

Hey Carol, the selfie mirror needs cleaning again.

Starting to think my butt is a Christmas movie.

I heard you can simulate this effect with a few beers, and I wanted to make the holiday season special by feeling solidarity with the visually impaired, Your Honor.

Add “stabbing yourself in the face” to the ever-growing list of things people didn’t use to be so stupid they had to be warned not to do.

Okay let’s just redefine words then to pretend to be right - work is an involuntary activity most people only do to avoid homelessness, therefore “slavery” is magically just another word for “normal” - ta-daaaa!

also “game changer”

Who’s On First? Japanese executive version

No, I’m not “fine with slavery” or with people putting words in my mouth. My position is that prison labor is NOT slavery, and that misrepresenting it as such devalues people who actually live in in slavery, for the sake of having a good buzzword for prison rights arguments.

How much more ethical is confining people in a small room against their will for years or decades? - Let alone executing some of them?

There are distinct differences between prison and slavery. With slavery you’re kidnapped with no justification and no trial, somebody literally owns you, and you have fewer rights than farm animals. Prison is a punishment for a crime. Miscasting anything involuntary as “slavery” to make an argument have more dramatic impact is what loses the plot - it misappropriates the experiences of millions of people who were shipped across the ocean and actually enslaved.

The accurate term for prison labor is involuntary servitude - and it’s right there in your quote - but nobody ever gets internet points for using it.

I agree too many people don’t signal, but it’s silly to think it’s a BMW thing. And no I don’t drive a BMW - it’s equally silly to assume every opinion is a personal defense.

Also throw in the metal fork you used to scrape your expensive non-stick pan.

“Well now, would anybody like some toast?”

And program it to swear when it runs into stuff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvz3LRK263E

Creating a map… is that so you can name rooms and tell it to vacuum a specific area? Because things get moved around - it always has to navigate on the fly by bumping into stuff.

I’m gonna need that in quatloos.

Cats never actually clean themselves, they just cover themselves in cat spit.

But that chemical aftertaste, eww.

Prices going down seems like good news to me. Are you thinking this equates to jumping up and down cheering and waving pompoms for a company and forgiving all their unforgivable evil misdeeds and sucking their dick? Cuz it doesn’t. It just means lower prices are good news.