Especially when the video is only 15 seconds long. Has the average attention span really fallen so far that one can’t wait like 10 seconds for the funny part? (The answer is yes, I know, I’ve seen kids scrolling through TikTok and skipping a video after just a second or two).

Pull the reverse card on them and treat their attraction like it’s something that needs fixing: “Oh, you’re attracted to me? I’m so sorry to hear that! Have you tried therapy?”

Is this some Bedrock joke I’m too Java to understand?

That’s a great question, all I can find is information on the R-value required for insulation around the hive to keep the bees nice and warm in the winter. Clearly more research must be done!

Regardless of how goth you are, that’s a banger of a song.

Have you ever wanted to fire 1200 bullets, but all at once? Boy do I have the product for you!

Just spin up your own instance and don’t federate with any others! That’s the beauty of the fediverse, you can do stuff like that.

You’re assuming all women of sufficient age have had sex, which is just not true. Many women (and men) don’t have an interest in sexual activity, or haven’t had an opportunity to engage in it, regardless of age.

True, though you’ll probably be recorded by security cameras if you buy it in a physical store.

You don’t have to register it with the FAA; you’re already going to murder someone, who cares if you break a few more laws?

The last point assumes someone’s recording the wireless activity of the drone in the moments before the explosion, which I think is pretty unlikely. And the internals of the drone should be destroyed by the explosion, rendering it practically impossible to extract any identifying information other than the general drone model.

And even if all wireless traffic is being recorded and triangulated, pick a busy place and you’re just one guy on your phone in a crowd of thousands. You can also order the drone anonymously months ahead of time and pick it up somewhere with poor security camera coverage to all but ensure there’s no record linking it to you.

Now here’s a thought… What about using drones to “take care of” a CEO? The risk of being caught would be lower, as you can be located hundreds of meters away or more. It’s also relatively easy to acquire a drone, and you can make explosives with stuff you can buy at the hardware store.

(Disclaimer: This is just a thought experiment, I’m not dumb enough to try this, don’t worry FBI :3)

Amateur, you need to pulverize the smoke detectors first or the americium just stays inside them!

Maybe you two can split it 50/50? Or give me a cut, and split it 33/33/33?

At the expense of an exciting new array of problems!

90% of problem solving is just Googling stuff and screwing with settings, which isn’t particularly Linux specific.

$12 million per year is $5769/hour, assuming a 40 hour work week.

“/dev/sdb? It’s sdb? With a B? Yep that’s the flash drive. Just type it in… of=/dev/sd what was the letter again? B? Alright, /dev/sdb. Double check with lsblk, yep that’s the small disk. Are my backups working properly? Alright here goes nothing… <enter>”

Why is this tagged Spanish?

Microplastics are so last century, all the cool kids these days have macroplastics.

I would if I thought I had a good chance of succeeding, but having never even used a gun before I would not exactly be the most competent assassin.