They’re gunna Sous vide in that thing.

Yeah, as soon as they handed me the phone to “get my data”, id just walk out. Maybe theres a cultural difference that im not getting here?

Hey .world mod that reports this shit to the FBI. Go ahead and pound sand. Report me for this comment, i need more friends.

Embarrassing story time! When i was a wee lad about 7 or 8, a kid on the playground called me a “gaylord”. I didn’t know what this was and asked my mom later and she said it meant someone who was really happy…like lord of happy people. Anyways i proudly proclaimed to all who would listen at the next recess that I was in fact, a gaylord. Don’t shelter your kids people, that shit followed me for years.

I actually added a disclaimer in my bio on bluesky saying nothing i say is serious. I know that wont matter too much in court but it cant hurt right?

Yeah, Id be going back out there with a hammer and poking those nails back through the board just enough to make it flush. let the neighbor loose an eye if they want to half ass that.

Im currently in between jobs, dreading going back to work because of everything you described. I kind of want to copy paste your post onto my cover letter and just see what happens. somethings gotta change though because going back to the status quo of micro managing bs is too much to bear atm.

Its been 5 hours, I think they are lost to the annals of the anals.

I get the rib cramps sometimes. Hanging down from a door frame sometimes helps. Just dont rip the door frame off.

Ive been called out on the fidgeting thing a couple times. Mostly people asking if i had too much coffee this morning which then i realize both my legs are bouncing a mile a minute and im drumming the desk like a madman. Internally though i was fine, didnt even realize i was doing it. Anyway, good luck with your testing!

FWIW I have never seen this before. I get what your saying but theres always going to be someone who hasn’t seen it.

The boyfriends just a big fat duck.

This has nothing to do with Crocs but shoes in general. I recently got a pair online that advertised “super squishy” soles. Almost like memory foam but really really soft. They felt great for about 20 minutes then the super squishy, squished out to the sides and in weird places around my foot. They were horrible. If you’ve ever gotten sand inside the fabric of your shoe lining, its a lot like that. I should have returned them, but the pair I was replacing were literally falling apart and i needed shoes. 0/10 would not recommend.

Please tell me you have a goblet to drink it out of.

Good band name there.

GeoGuessr person:“ok, now which directions are the shadows pointing? Any wildflowers or birds in the area?”

Caller: “I’m just looking for a gas station”

Long ago, way back in highschool, I worked at a restaurant part time. We would get a few of those fake bills every weekend and every Monday on my way to school I would take a small detour to the church who was passing them out and dumped them in their donations bin. I doubt it made any difference but it made me feel better at least.

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