It’s a big win overall, but some of the scumbags still got something out of it:

Even though scalpers are taking a loss on the Pro, those who banked on people flocking to buy the PS5 disc drive are turning a profit. The Pro is digital only which means you’ll need to buy a disc drive if you want to use it to play physical media. It took a while, but the disc drive appears to be sold out everywhere which means people are buying them for inflated prices through resale sites.

Not the worst thing but still annoying, like whatever the opposite of a silver lining is.

On top of that, they also completely ignore the real meaning of Russophobia which is the fear of movies directed by the Russo brothers.

“An hour saved is an hour earned.”

Eldritch grammar

Jian-Yang!

Ah the ol’ Lemmy switcharoo!

Extra points for The Simpsons reference in your title, 11/10 post.

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

It’s happening again…

Jesse Priestman

You’ve got red on you.

It’s either quite the paradox or that bear’s info is out in the open.

In other words, it’s either a bear-a-dox or that bear got doxxed.