Ok but those are two things.

Yup there’s definitely an H in there

This is a real phenomenon.

Wow I’m not even a doctor and can easily diagnose him with insomnia, and prescribe a sleeping pill.

I can haz 6-figure salary now, pleez?

Transphobes? Did she literally have dick and balls?

wages are decreasing (accounting for inflation), the cost of living is skyrocketing (yes even accounting for inflation), the cost of owning a home is now far too much for young people

Because the first thing people do when they get horny is immediately check their bank account balance 🙄

There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease

I need Bad, BAD medicine

Ooooh 💖💕

Hate the player ✅️

Hate the game ✅️

Except they’re wrong! Bread especially the white bread they seem to be touting in this ad, is not only empty calories devoid of nutrients, it’s inflammatory and contributes to brain fog, joint pain, muscle pain, depression, and yes weight gain.

They’ve got it ALL wrong.

I too screen all incoming people carefully.

That is a great shot. I want someone to photoshop out the road sign and the power lines overhead.

I understand being exhausted to the bone but You’re 20 feet tall?

I pull out my sewing kit and use the seam ripper to remove the tag one stitch at a time, then I find the best match for color thread that the original manufacturer used, to sew the collar back until you can’t even tell a tag was ever there.

This makes me feel uncomfortable.

Oh no. Is this the fate of everyone who had the misfortune of reading that?

Unidentifiable mass of play-doh riding a skateboard?

When I was in high school I took a drama class and I did the same thing. Does that make me a household name too?

Moist