Shakespeare invented literature, so clearly there’s no value in teaching anything from before him…

I’m a Brit and I’m fairly sure that’s not the case over here, but sadly that doesn’t surprise me at all about the American healthcare system…

I’m fine having my body donated to a science institution to do Learning with. But if it’s going to be sold on, I want in on that! Or at least, my family should be fairly compensated. I’m donating to scientific advancement, not so someone else can make a profit!

Bloody shoppers!

“I didn’t think the leopards world eat my face”, cried person who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces Party

If you vote for a fascist, you’re a fascist.

That’s what I thought when I first read it.

Then I figured it out - the letter was returned to her - it never reached the company she was applying to.

Sounds like that would work for same sex marriage, personal pronoun use and transitioning between genders too.

We could call it the “mind your own fucking business” bill or something equally catchy…

It depends. If you own a second home just as an AirBnB, you’re part of the problem and should be eaten after the millionaires…

Apparently it’s literally in the standardised tests… that’s what’s causing the problems! 😉

You can’t eat the brain.

Shouldn’t

With those massive green eyes I’m just imagining it’s Gir, so the answer is going to be “I LIKE WAFFLES!”

The Leroy Jenkins Memorial Bench

Yes, we beat the Germans in 1966 and people still won’t shut up about that…

Unzipping archive. Please insert disk 34/2365

Is that a pine cone, or has AI gone nuts on the teeth again?

I’ll take a personal day. Maybe I’ll watch, maybe I’ll just slob on the sofa, we’ll see…