Sysadmin shower.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Stop covfefeing…

Red. Krasnov is a derivative from “krasnyi” – red.

invested in

infested with.

FIFY

Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.

US healthcare: I know how to keep doctors away even without giving out apples. Economy!

I am an engineer. And can shove anything into anywhere. Even a normal-sized gnome(or dwarf) in an ATM.

Control-alt-delete.

Those capitalists can’t even hire a normal-sized gnome!

Putin: THANK YOU!

Country-dependent. In my society we never throw cigarette butts on the floor inside of the building.

Shut up and be ready to welcome your deported co-penguins from US zoos.

Why? Because in 472 years of constant touching the statue would be damaged enough to require a capital repairment? Last time I checked Dublin wasn’t in the USA or Iran. So we can rule out sanctimony, correct?

In my culture it is “You can’t simultaneously sit on a dick and eat the fish”

Now you can contemplate vim and talk to Emacs psychotherapist simultaneously. Very user-oriented.

Musk: Shit, I knew it should be 21M. Greedy me…