We’ve long lost Thanksgiving, the front line has moved up to Halloween.

As a religious individual(/s), I totally agree with this. Except for my religion. Mine is totally right. Everyone else’s is crazy and wrong, but mine is correct.

I think you underestimate our past ignorance. It took many decades of science being taught for the general population to “know” that air exists.

I think you mean Doe eyes, but after that many years with Trump, maybe they’ve mutated.

I don’t know how to code, but I’m already a shit wizard.

Not if you leave them at the fire station.

If it’s still edible 300 years later, he used too much salt.

I was certain I figured out Gropebot, until I saw there was also a Popebot.

“Dude, you’re getting a DELL.”

I’m glad it failed if that’s the case, I’m not trans, but I’d personally hate to see that asshole with their symbol.

Vladimir Futon.

There’s only one solution. Shut off all power, and the piss jug will leave and make its way to cancun.

I could be wrong, but AFAIK, there have been several deliveries of weapons that are against some treaty or internal law of the giving country. So the solution to not being allowed to sell or even give, is to leave them at the border and claim them as missing or lost. Technically legal, the best kind!

So it’s a french breakfast with a creamer or milk?