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I’m circumcised but still have enough skin to stuff a snickers in there 🤷🏻‍♂️

What happened to all that Spaghetti-Ohs money?

US. Which is probably the number 1 reason for this bonehead move; roundabouts are like unicorns here. Not only that, but they often are done in ways that are extremely stupid and often vary from one town to another so that there is no consistency in the rules. They would be the smoothest, fastest form of an intersection if they were consistent and encountered enough that people learned how to properly utilize them.

Hmm… Maybe after dinner, take a walk and ask random strangers to do your dishes. 😆

The one who cooks shouldn’t be the one to clean unless, of course, you live alone.

Kid in the 1890’s, adult in the 1990’s? 🤔

If they’re done by weight, now they pay less.

I have a whole key ring of these.

I hate knowing that LJS still exists, but doesn’t have a restaurant around me anymore.

The secret cabal is just the elderly. That’s all I ever saw there when I was able to go there lol

My takeaway: Boil life until it’s al dente.

Uhm akctually that’s fettuccine. 🤓

“Langdon’s gonna be pissed when he finds out Steve went up the stairs.”

There’s a bit of changed text from Japanese to English where the Japanese says humans used to marry pokemon and the English says they just used to eat dinner at the table together. Maybe that’s what you’re thinking of?

Mr. Mime is just a guy.

“That guy’s dressed as a hotdog!”

Points at the intern nearest the server rack

“No I’m n-”

I always end up checking the fridge, just on the off-chance I left it in there while getting food.

I haven’t seen an actually good tshirt for less than that in years. I mean, yeah you can get tshirts for like $6; but they are the most uncomfortable materials, have a fucked up cut, and the silk screening will flake off in a month.

Just stop secreting oils and losing cells from your skin so you can sleep on a bare mattress. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I remember almost hitting a cop in a roundabout somewhere in my city because they didn’t follow the rules. It’s a double-wide roundabout, where the outer ring must make the first right they come to and only the inner ring can continue forward or make a right. I needed to make a right from the inner lane, the cop was in the outer lane and DIDN’T TAKE THE EXIT, and I almost turned into the asshole, expecting him to turn like he was supposed to.

I guess the dude’s home is a hotel on the East coast of Australia. The coordinates point right to a Marriott a bit south of Brisbane.