Yeah, a simple one.

He was donating to this god, so he’s a believer in it.

Wanting your phone back legally and properly is different from stealing from your own church.

Most Christians probably wouldn’t mug Jesus, even if they’d mug someone else.

It’d be different if he didn’t ascribe to this religion, but he does.

Hypothetically, yes, but during covid was when a company had to truly learn the work-at-home model. Some succeeded, some failed, but the reality is it was an excuse not to try. Automated is cheaper, and laying off employees because a pandemic has closed doors is a great excuse.

“I’m sorry, due to an abundance of caution we are unwilling to reopen the offices and do not have the infrastructure to have you work securely from home, so we’re going to have to furlough everyone until further notice”

Then they have a month testing the automated system and hit “good enough” by their standards so then they say the furlough becomes a layoff and everyone loses.

I am also confident that the underlings are giving this sort of thing the minimum effort. What’re the politicians gonna do, do it themselves? No way.

The orcs he made.

I found out when I was seven when my parents had to explain why we weren’t gonna get presents this year.

Poverty, mostly, but also my family didn’t actually celebrate Christmas, the children just decided we were because of all the christmas media they throw around at the time of year.

The “I can’t believe you’re so thin” is still mildly infuriating.

That’s good to know, thank you

Why exactly?

The Pacific is pretty big, it’s an ocean after all.

Dang a pug with ADHD. I’m glad you have it somewhat sorted, though.

There’s also Tiny 10 and Tiny 11, which take it even further. They’re genuinely small, too, they did good work.

If you actually read the whole graph, you’ll see windows has 2 entries.

At one time, it was justified because news was months old and you could not know the candidates in a reasonable amount of time without traveling to DC and you couldn’t afford to do so.

So you elected some local guys you trusted to vote on your behalf, basically.

It’s a good reason to make the electoral college, but not a good reason to keep it.

Nah it propagates. I wanna say it goes at light speed, but there is a delay. If this is actually referencing something new, maybe that’s different now.

It just needs to have the water and air removed, really, which is accomplished the same way as jerky, remove a bunch of it, then stick in a silicate packet, those ones that say not to eat them.

Right? Like there’s one category of people that could make a choice. Pretty suspicious that this self-evident thing people can figure out about themselves is somehow a big gray area to that kind of conservative.

Can’t I’m pretty certain Wonka still has the patent.

Aha but the passport office knew something we didn’t.

Clearly this is proof they sell children overseas.

In fact the answer was a series of definitions of new biggest numbers, and you only defined one, instead of defining it, using it for its value of trees, then using that new term for more trees.

That’d be funny and also still accurate. It’d end up being one of those asterisks.

I think that’s a fair result.

Either way, they’d be allowed to sell the 99.99% boneless wings, despite them technically not being guaranteed boneless.

We aren’t really carving an exception though. The condition of something being free of another substance is always a percentage chance.

My hand sanitizer only kills 99.99% of germs. Should it not be allowed to be called hand sanitizer because it cannot kill all of them? What should it be called? Hand almost-sanitizer? Those germs could get me pretty sick if I lose the cosmic lottery.

There’s always a point in reality where “good enough” is actually good enough.

I’m not actually saying this company has or hasn’t met that standard, I’m not an expert in poultry production techniques, but saying something needs to be 100% perfect to be sold doesn’t make things safer it just means it’d be illegal to debone wings without grinding up the chicken. I dunno the actual odds but it sounds like you’re already more likely to be struck by lightning than this occurring, and I’m still willing to go outside while its raining.