kase

Is… is that actually what happened? My younger self might have assumed you were exaggerating, but my current self has seen too much to assume anything.

This man is definitely not Jesus

Fair enough. Like the other commenter said in response, it’s good to remember that weird doesn’t mean bad, but you’re not wrong, it is pretty weird lol. The world is a goofy place :)

Not dissing your argument at all, but my first thought was of babies eating little pieces of human flesh and it made me giggle. Well now that I wrote I down it just sounds freaky, but in my head it sounded silly ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Are you saying it’d be less weird to glug down human milk?

Wdym, just anyone who eats pizza? Pizza is good tho :(

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shudders