Looks like someone busted his window out. Sometimes you just have to do what you can do to get by.

I want to see the picture. I’d like to know how hard it is to tell if it’s her husband or a 10 year old.

I see guys at the urinal with both hands on their hips and I wonder how they do that without peeing in their pants. I assume they must have huge hogs that reach the urinal and rest on the bottom. Mine is more like one of those wacky sprinklers where the spray hoses flail around everywhere when you turn on the water. I have to use my hand to control it, or it turns into a freaking Gallagher show, and nobody signed up for that.

As soon as they stop believing politicians