The real assassin is in Russia.

Wait until she’s married and her spouse’s parents are divorced too and now she has 5 or 6 Christmases to go to and she’s completely burned out on the holiday she once loved.

Pft, just capture the ISO time that you started writing the variable.

What’s the difference between a brown noser, a kiss ass, and a shit head? Depth perception.

Smoke some weed, get some good noise cancelling headphones and put this album on start to finish. It makes for a great listen.

We did fuck all and ERCOT is optimistic about the winter for some reason.

They should just take all his assets and garnish any payment to him so he’s got 0 wealth to his name and is forced to live on minimum wage.

So doing next to nothing like the rest of us.

Throw up your hands and give up I guess.

It matters to the extent that there is a whole class of people who don’t have to worry about that stuff that think you’re not paying enough taxes and could use less of YOUR social security when retirement comes.

I get the joke, I get why it’s difficult to save money too, but you should understand compound interest and how it works before you get buried in debt that you can’t pay off and have to push retirement savings back by decades. You should understand why our society has run away winners and then everyone else. A big part of that is understanding compound interest.

I saw shit smeared on a bathroom door the other day, hand dryers only, no paper towels, it was so gross.

Are these the same dude?

Here’s an idea: we sacrifice the richest person in the world to the god of Capitalism, The Invisible Hand, and see if it makes the wealth trickle down faster.

If she doesn’t accept the fight, everyone will know she’s weak.

Leave the girl on the subway alone, she’ll talk to you if she wants to talk.

Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.

Throw them all in the same pit.

Yeah, this isn’t making things better.

I’d run away from my life on the way home from work if I listened to that stupid voice. I’d probably just be a Roamer.